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Letterbox Things

When I lived in Mount Eden, I'd find all sorts of crazy stuff in my letterbox. Here are my favourites:

1. This letter turned up in my letterbox one Sunday afternoon. It was a little odd because it was hand written. The letter says that they had been unable to reach me at home, but I'd been at home all that day, so they obviously didn't even try. The mysterious "B Evans" and his/her neat handwriting comes to the defense of the bible.

2. One day I found a little pamphlet with four sets of before and after shots of people who'd lost weight, most of them looking like hispanic Americans. No company name was mentioned, there was only a blank space with a name and phone number written in biro. I hope the guy's midget friend is still mates with him after his weight loss.

3. Another religious themed pamplet, also in defense of the bible. It wasn't as interesting as the hand-written letter, but I did dig the well-groomed gentleman engrossed in the holy word.

4. Nathan wants to give you a massage - but only if you're a man. Like the bible letter, this one is hand written, but surely it would have been easier to write out one notice then make some photocopies? Or was he so desparate for cash (or perhaps for manflesh?) that he wrote them all out by hand?